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what up I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
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Every time I get faint during my shift I think about how absolutely fucking funny it would be if ur nurse walked into the room all gaunt and shakey like “how are u today” and then collapsed onto the floor in a crumpled heap
The ball is in MY court now Doctor
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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
ok im obsessed w this tag
once in grade 6 I saw a ‘pottery making club’ in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that’s the natural state of the human race
In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides
The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.
Yeah, every recess
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Hope all of you who wanted it to be cold again are proud of yourselves
i am thank you
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me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it
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being in the cinema is godly, can’t look at my phone for 2.5 hours, can’t look at social media or emails, nobody can talk to me or message me, i can just exist completely unbothered
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i love this song (24k public employees out today due to the mandate finally going into effect)
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I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.
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I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.
Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.
And I just love cats
Here he is, the Pizza Boy
And so it continues
Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.
That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.
GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL
This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. That’s how I did it!!
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doctors HATE her: local woman shows symptoms of an actual illness and wants to be treated
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this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it
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